Please be advised that men everywhere* really want what is contained in this article.

Some women may feel the need to join a gym or undergo surgery or gene therepy.

But when all said and done men will take what they can get.

*may or may not apply to men whose tastes differ from the norm, such as homosexuals and Catholics.

Warning:

This article may contain only the author's opinions of what men really want.

This article may also contain graphic nudity* and may offend those who don't have a life.

*graphic nudity is likely to be censorsed with strategically placed clothes.

I Don't Discriminate!

I like to think of myself as a forward thinking individual that can rise above petty mindedness and bigotry.

Until recently I was blissfully unaware that I too had fallen into the hate mongering trap. A friend of Dr Tim's website emailed me to inform me of the grave injustice I had performed in posting one of the pages on my site; namely What Women Want. I am thankfull to her for pointing out this oversight and I will now remedy the blatant sexism and marginalisation of females with this article.

What Men Really Want.

Below is photographic evidence of exactly what men want. Men; when you see this you will slap your forehead and exclaim "Of course, its obvious now!" And women everywhere will now know exactly what men-folk have been craving in the deep recesses of their complex minds.