Australia is my home. More specifically the state of Western Australia.
Australia is home to 20 million people, half of which are female, some of whom are good looking*. It is located in the southern hemisphere which allows the water to drain out of sinks and toilets in the opposite direction to their northern counterparts. Apparently we are girt by sea but somehow animals and people made it here without boats.
We have lots of strange animals in Australia, all of which are fun to hunt and kill. We even imported a few other animals to hunt and kill, but in hindsight we really shouldn't have as we are a land of plenty that encourages rabbits to breed like really frisky rabbits dosed up on viagra and horny goat weed. We have kangaroos, possums, echidnas, kookaburras, wombats, and many other animals that I will not show you pictures of.
Here is a picture of a monkey instead.
Australia is becoming alot like America. We drink coke, eat at McDonalds, don't exercise, and are becoming the second most obese nation in the world*. Half our population is fat and sitting in a big comfy chair eating junk food watching the other half of the population play sport. Fortunately we haven't become too like America as we still can understand British people, and don't really understand why everyone loves Raymond.
We are good at sport! Any arguments to the contrary are invalid.
Perth is the most isolated city in the world, which means we don't get any of the major bands touring here. Australian tours don't include Perth! How hard is it to catch a F#$%ing plane assholes! On the plus side who would want to bomb us, fly a plane into our buildings, or have Britney Spears tour here.
*Facts and figures may or may not be estimated or guessed at to allow less research time.
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