Q: Why?
A: Well this is an analogous query that draws likeness to the journey to and from work each day in peak hour traffic. It is usually given a long winded explanatation that is not befitting and is more justification than explanatation. The real answer lies in the depths were we do not dare venture for fear of overwhelming awareness of just how pointless our existence really is.
Q: How?
A: Think back to what just happened, look up the encyclopedia, isn't this one you can answer yourself?!
Q: When?
A: Time is a discontinuous medium through which perspective can become blurred the further a body passes through it. As such "When" is relative and not a tangiable point that can be defined simply.
Q: What?
A: You heard me the first time!
Q: Where?
A: Over by the couch.
Q: Are we there yet?
A: Yes. Although it is likely the actual destination hasn't been reached, it is just the end of my tether.
Q: How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?
A: If you have to ask the question, you are not a man.
Q: How many roads must a woman walk down, before you can call her a woman?
A: One. Because they are all the same to her.
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: 42.
Q: No, really?
A: When you ask for the meaning of something you don't understand the question for, can you really expect any answer to satisfy?
Q: Well I was hoping to have an answer that would make me feel content about my life, that it has meant something.
A: Well I can either give you the real answer, or pander to your insecurities and give you some meaningless crap about how life is like a box of chocolates.
Q: I'll take the second one thanks!
A: Well in that case, the meaning of life is;
Be good to one another, raise a nice family, get some exercise, enjoy some activities, and help others.
Q: Not really what I was hoping for.
A: Well it is kind of short notice. I'm godlike, not the God. How about;
Live life to the fullest.
Q: Thats kind of more an instruction, not a meaning per se.
A: Alright, the meaning of life is...............................
Q: Um you trailed off there.
Q: Hello?
Q: Oh, I see! The meaning is found between the dots, the parts of life! We experience life to gain the understanding of it, such that existence itself provides the meaning to exemplify the perspective born unto us. Thanks!
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