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This is a quality product.

All items guaranteed to work or no money back.

These items are not available anywhere else (they are but you pay more here).

Disclaimer:

The "Dom" may or may not look like a hairy mid 40's transvestite named Steve.

All items are not to be used for sexual purposes, unless you really want to.

Solution to the Obesity Epidemic.

 

I have found it.

 

There is nothing like joining the ranks of hundreds of "experts" who want to sell you a book, or diet, or fitness program. I now have my own line of weight loss paraphernalia.

 

There is increasing evidence that obese individuals have a "Yo-Yo" weight problem. They will diet down, lose a lot of weight, but then put it all back on, sometimes with interest.

 

This is very unhealthy, and doesn't solve their long term weight problem. Eating too much food!

 

Well now I have the answer. I have a product that will stop the "Yo-Yo" phenomenon forever. For years certain cultures have used this product to great effect.

 

I present the Ball Gag.

This marvel comes with a lockable padlock that will secure the gag to the face and disallow food consumption. When incorporated into a healthy eating plan (also available here) you are guaranteed to lose weight for good.

 

For those who don't like the idea of the Ball Gag I have The Bit.

 

I also have another product that will help keep the weight off. It is the Dominatrix. The "Dom"TM is hired at a daily rate to follow you everywhere you go. Every time you try to eat more than your diet allows, or snack when you shouldn't The "Dom"TM will whip your lard arse to remind you that you are a fat bastard who should be eating better. (Insults extra)

 

The Ball Gag normally retails in fetish shops for $35, but here I offer it to you for just four easy payments of $49.95.

The "Dom" is a daily rate that will need to be negotiated, with a minimum of $500 a day.

 

To place an order press HERE.