Dear Santa,
Where are my dumbbells? I wrote to you via the embassy at the North Pole. I even had it delivered via courier so that you would get it early. I knew that you would need to make weight allowances for the complete set, as I did request 20 thru to 65kg dumbbells, which does add up to a fair bit of extra weight on the sleigh.
I need them urgently, so if you could bring them by before Christmas as I asked, that would be much appreciated.
As you know I have had enough of my old dumbbells. They are offloaded, oversized, hard to handle, and have that collar on the end that really digs into the leg and leaves bruises that are making the missus suspicious. Plus I took a whole heap of skin off my finger last night using those things! I mean they're Ok until you get past about 42kg, then I have to put those larger diameter plates on, and a couple are heavier than the others. I've trained like this long enough, its time for some real 'bells.
Oh also I'm leaving out a post work out shake and some protein cookies for you again this year (you would need it after lugging that sack around!). I know you liked the vanilla flavoured Optimum Nutrition 100% Whey, and I hope you like the chocolate one this year. But this year could you make less mess please. It was as though a dog had come and eaten everything, not a kind giver of presents.
Kind regards for the Season,
Tim.
Where are my dumbbells? I wrote to you via the embassy at the North Pole. I even had it delivered via courier so that you would get it early. I knew that you would need to make weight allowances for the complete set, as I did request 20 thru to 65kg dumbbells, which does add up to a fair bit of extra weight on the sleigh.
I need them urgently, so if you could bring them by before Christmas as I asked, that would be much appreciated.
As you know I have had enough of my old dumbbells. They are offloaded, oversized, hard to handle, and have that collar on the end that really digs into the leg and leaves bruises that are making the missus suspicious. Plus I took a whole heap of skin off my finger last night using those things! I mean they're Ok until you get past about 42kg, then I have to put those larger diameter plates on, and a couple are heavier than the others. I've trained like this long enough, its time for some real 'bells.
Oh also I'm leaving out a post work out shake and some protein cookies for you again this year (you would need it after lugging that sack around!). I know you liked the vanilla flavoured Optimum Nutrition 100% Whey, and I hope you like the chocolate one this year. But this year could you make less mess please. It was as though a dog had come and eaten everything, not a kind giver of presents.
Kind regards for the Season,
Tim.
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